what's in a name?
over the years, I've been called many things (among them, dickhead and asshole by the wifey). Here are a few of my aliases and the etymology behind them:
francois - my lesbian buddy from seneca used to call me that in her fake french accent. her name was gina, but I liked to pronounce it "ginah" as in vagina, a la 40-year old virgin.
frankie - my good buddy from the shoreline loved calling me that, maybe after frankie and johnny; he was a bear of a man with a good soul
franchise - modeled after the basketball player, stevie "the franchise" francis, this became my handle when I used to post on friendster forums and it stuck
franchizzle, chizzle, cheezy, french fries, frenchie, da franchise, franchise player, et al. - all derived from "the franchise"
frank n' beans - an allusion to a man's genitals and made popular by "there's something about mary"
fran - a shortened version of francis
franny - a feminine version of francis, that I adopted during college
franny the tranny - a convenient moniker alluding to my propensity to be gay as a motherfuck
st. francis - of assisi, especially considering my love for animals and po' folk(although the story goes that st. francis actually didn't like animals so much; he was just seen by someone praying out loud in the grotto and he/she thought he was talking to the animals; he actually went on record later saying that he didn't muck like animals)
call me whatever the fuck you want, just don't call me frank; frank the tank maybe, but not frank
francois - my lesbian buddy from seneca used to call me that in her fake french accent. her name was gina, but I liked to pronounce it "ginah" as in vagina, a la 40-year old virgin.
frankie - my good buddy from the shoreline loved calling me that, maybe after frankie and johnny; he was a bear of a man with a good soul
franchise - modeled after the basketball player, stevie "the franchise" francis, this became my handle when I used to post on friendster forums and it stuck
franchizzle, chizzle, cheezy, french fries, frenchie, da franchise, franchise player, et al. - all derived from "the franchise"
frank n' beans - an allusion to a man's genitals and made popular by "there's something about mary"
fran - a shortened version of francis
franny - a feminine version of francis, that I adopted during college
franny the tranny - a convenient moniker alluding to my propensity to be gay as a motherfuck
st. francis - of assisi, especially considering my love for animals and po' folk(although the story goes that st. francis actually didn't like animals so much; he was just seen by someone praying out loud in the grotto and he/she thought he was talking to the animals; he actually went on record later saying that he didn't muck like animals)
call me whatever the fuck you want, just don't call me frank; frank the tank maybe, but not frank
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